Mosesisms

"Mama...I'm going to go outside and do something malicious!"

Me:  Moses, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Moses:  A journalist

After Moses calls a grownup "Mike" I tell him it's "Mr. Mike".  I ask why he needs to say "Mr. Mike".    "Because he's a boy, not a girl."    I ask why he can't just say "Mike".    He says, "Because that's a kid's name".

Moses's word for the summer: "Awkward"