"Mama...I'm going to go outside and do something malicious!"
Me: Moses, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Moses: A journalist
After Moses calls a grownup "Mike" I tell him it's "Mr. Mike". I ask why he needs to say "Mr. Mike". "Because he's a boy, not a girl." I ask why he can't just say "Mike". He says, "Because that's a kid's name".